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But instead of distancing myself from the horror, I soaked in it.
It was everything bad about everything, all at once.
It made me think about what makes terrible Facebook behavior terrible, and why other Facebook behavior isn’t annoying at all.
I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be so aggressively unappealing.
Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way. I had the same facial expression I’d have on if someone made me watch a live event where people had their skin slowly peeled off. By the time I finished reading, I realized that my non-phone hand was clutching tightly to my forehead, forcefully scrunching my forehead skin together. The one very funny possibility when it’s a guy posting is that either he’s in trouble for something or that his girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend pulled some shit like this at some point and his girlfriend has now been 10% mad at him ever since it happened, so he finally has to just bite the bullet. We’re talking about serious blue territory here, which means that even your mom doesn’t give a shit. The only less-appalling possibility could be that it’s an attempt to strengthen the relationship itself by showing how you feel in a more substantial way than just saying it in private. You’re gonna drag 800 of us into this shit because you couldn’t find a more creative way to go over the top in expressing yourself?